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26 March 10
Confessions of an Online Dater: The Beginning of an Ulcer
The Tea Party and right wing conservative radicals are at it again, this time tossing a brick through the Democratic National Office in Denver, Colorado.
The far right wing is on the offensive now that a nationwide mandate on healthcare is virtually a signature away from becoming law.
Democratic National Offices countrywide are being vandalized, and actions in opposition of the healthcare bill are on a meteoric rise.
The Denver vandalism was just an article in the news and a blip on the political radar, until actually investigated.
What Dumb Information officials turned up was much more disturbing than the actual act of vandalism itself.
The Democratic National Office in Denver is actually on the 30th floor of a glassed in high rise, immediately raising the question as to the validity of the claim, with an assumption that the far left media was trying to inflict fear into the bulk of the population and actually get them to turn on the gun toting right wing radical few.
The truth was shocking to say the least.
A broken and distorted video taken from a cell phone minutes before the attack actually show Superman flying past with a brick in his hand.
With this concrete evidence, it shows that even the super heroes are even opposed to this progressive step into Socialism.
DI reporters tracked down a few to get their take on what is now the hottest topic in the United States today.
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26 March 10
Confessions of an Online Dater: The Beginning of an Ulcer
Unfortunately for a good friend of mine and I, the disgusting American dating pool has forced us into a virtual underground of dating in search of a tiny glimpse of that "one true love" that continues to elude us.
With what started out to hopefully just be a month or two of online web browsing for available singles has turned into a yearlong roller coaster ride into online dating hell.
Over the next few articles, we will expose the pitfalls of online dating, as well as our inability to find someone worth talking to for more than five minutes without wanting to punch them in the nose or call the ASPCA to come get one of their lost.
We hope you enjoy what is to come in our new series, "Confessions of an Online Dater."
I have longed for a steady relationship with
someone of the female type, and I'm not very picky as to how the exterior is laid out. I looked high and low, far and wide, but the bar scene and local supermarkets were all but dried up with decent English speaking flesh and blood women, or ones that don't speak a word of the language.
Although there was one that hit on me but I'm not sure if it was a guy or a girl.
It was not until a good friend of mine became single that it really got interesting.
The greater Midwest is filled with women, but how many actually were available or had the brains enough to form sentences or hold a conversation was a much different story.
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2 March 10
Confessions of a Bus Driver: WTF, Over?!
Ralph Kramden here. Sorry I haven't written in a while…
Ya know, dealing with the wing-nuts on the bus…
Been kinda stressed, some anger management issues… but I think I'm getting better.
At least stable enough to write a commentary without losing my cool.
Gotta love those anti-depressants.. Anyways, here goes…
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Howdy everyone, Chop here... this is another article i wrote a while back (hence some things not being new news by any means), but i was reluctant to post it because i didnt like how it sounded to me... so i sat on it... i finally broke down last night and did a few modifications and decided good or bad, i should post it... so here goes... oh and im like 5 articles behind... so if i can find the time... we have some good ones coming up... a new one from Ralph Kramden, new Barry and one about Online dating...
24 February 10
Racism
Over the past several weeks, I have had the issue of racism on my mind…
maybe its linked to the fact that i have been branded a racist so many times recently in the mainstream media (if you can call it that anymore)and by various
other ignorant people with whom i have had the extreme displeasure to have to listen to because i like to hear all sides... even if it
raises my blood pressure a little... due to my beliefs... beliefs that oddly enough have nothing to do with race.
Racism, a serious issue... how can you spot a true racist?
Well, I don't believe the media and other douchebags can... but I think I am starting to be get a grasp on it.
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11 January 10
Yet Another Apology AND a new article!(article Below)
Once again, Dumb Information writers have taken a break from giving you quality articles.
Unlike in the past, we have decided that one of our New Years Resolutions was to be more honest and open with you, our fan base.
So here it goes...
For the most part we were on a drunken binge...and the times that the bottle was not to our mouth, we were engorged with seasons 1 and 2 of the adult swim bomb Drawn Together.
We planned on delivering a few updates, but passed out somewhere along the way.
But, fortunately for you and our livers, we are back in full swing again for at least now.
We hope you enjoy.
11 January 10
How to Build-a-bear and make kids cry
Apparently the Build-a-Bear-Workshop franchise
has ventured into other arenas,
politics and scary stories for kids. A trip to their website can lead your Santa-loving child on a roller coaster trip to the North Pole to see how it's all done, how dreams are made.
Yet, there could be a disclosure now…a disclosure for a four year old girl wanting to see if she can spot her Cupcake Maker or pooping and peeing doll.
Unsuspecting kids can now be warned that the North Pole could be eliminated by Christmas of this year, that's right.
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12 October 09
DI Videos
DHS slashes funds for NYC counterterror funding
11 October 09
DI Videos
10 October 09
Zonation: Affirmative Action and Socializing the Big Three
6 October 09
The Adventures of Barry: Barry in Love
Hello DI Nation, Well, Barry is getting more and more depraved, so i apologize for that... but if it's any consolation... I have a feeling you and Barry will be seeing more of the world soon... I hope you are all doing well and you bastards need to join the forum...
Now for some Barry
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23 September 09
YAY Socialism!
Hello DI Nation, Chop here... I am going to try my hand a little at this writing thing, i probably won't write often, so i guess that is good luck for you, but i do hope you enjoy what i write.
This first article actually gives me a lot of pause... you see i found the photo through one of my best friends on his Wall on Facebook and the comment he made was "YAY Socialism!" (Which is where i got the title for my article) now... i hope he was joking, but i have my doubts (he is a bit of a leftist) which saddens me due to the fact that he is one of my best friends in the world someone i love like family and would die for if the situation came about although i have doubts that the same can be said for me, due to different idealogies and i think he isnt happy that i believe in conservatism, the Constitution and Life, Liberty and the PURSUIT of Happiness as opposed to the right to happiness (the right to happiness is a GREAT idea... in theory, unfortunately, to attain it you have to infringe upon the rights of others)... and i have become quite vocal about it... the main thing i do is anything i find interesting online articles/videos/speeches/laws etc... i post them many places facebook/myspace/DI forum/ Huffington Post/any other places i can find because i hope other people might be interested in those things and maybe turn some people onto some new things they may not have known previously... well him being my friend on facebook AND a leftist/statist he gets to see all these things too and takes offense to them because he thinks im trying to change peoples thoughts... and though i admit i would like to have positive effects on some people who may have thought differently about things before researching them... i could care less if i change minds or not... im just posting my interests...
Now, i hope everyone in the world reads this and every other DI article... but if he does... just know i am not trying to offend him... i just wanted to make something that showed some problems inside his original argument and i wanted to do it by some facts and figures, but this is funnier and less time consuming...
SO... please click on MORE... for the original and the Chop version *Helped and edited by FBM and HPF
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3 September 09
The Adventures of Barry: Needle Ninja
I hate to be the one to tell you this dear Readers of the Dumb Information Nation, but as of clicking the link on this article today, you will have suffered through 100 articles put forth by the writers, the most recent of which being the Adventures of Barry, which is a bit of a different direction as most of our work but still sick, disgusting, crazy and all around funny.
I actually thought we would have reached 100 long before this but at least we finally made it.
Now, follow two letters from Barry as he tries to get his 40% of 29 Million, and the things he does as he jumps the gun a bit.
OH! I almost forgot, Barry has gone Google so if you would like to learn a bit more about Barry click here and keep checking back because Barry updates this as often as he gets the chance to.
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24 August 09
The Adventures of Barry: The Letter Read 'Round the World
Hello DI Readers, Chop, your Webmaster here once again saying how sorry we here at Dumb Information are for waiting so long between articles.
We have all been very busy with our lives outside of DI trying to make doing DI a little easier on us so we can get more Dumb Information to you, our BRILLIANT fanbase.
Some new things that are happening in the Dumb Information Nation:
We are working on getting more writers to participate in the nation and on the Forum.
Dumb Information Nation has been throwing around the idea of succeeding from the Union and making our one bedroom shanty Sovereign Nation.
I will go be an Un-American, Fascist, Nazi, Pig-dog in a few days by visiting a town hall and not following the party's mandated lines of dissent.
We have a new series titled The Adventures of Barry, which chronicles the adventures of a Sumo Wrestling Midget from Ding Dong, Texas on his quest to get money from some random guy who wrote him from Burkina Faso... you can follow Barry's adventures on the Map below and be sure to read them... they are sad, funny, crazy and absolutely disgusting *shivers* and Barry also has an email and possibly a phone in which you can get hold of him soon. Have Fun, Enjoy and keep coming back...
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